Snake Bite

Today i was walking through the park and i noticed some middleschool aged guys disturbing a somewhat irate member of the carnivorous reptile species. Specifically.. a grass snake. My first thought?

"Why dont you, oh my tiny middleschool friend, have the common courtesy to just get bitten already?"

I mean really.. the snake was there just minding its own business not hurting anyone. (probably) When all of a sudden some dumb kid starts poking it with a stick. dunno about you.. but when dumb kids poke me with a stick.. i tend to get upset.

But on top of that.. i'm a healthcare professional.. one with no experience. it'd be a chance to put into practice what i've learned about emergency snake bite management!

Also.. i just don't like most middleschoolers...